Simple Edge

#10 - Lists are so hot right now.
#9 - Lists get better as you get closer to #1.
#8 - Reading a list is faster than writing your own.
#7 - I got paid to write this and if you don’t read it, I will be fired.
#6 - Sharing this list with your friends will result in eternal bliss.
#5 - You just spent a second contemplating if sharing this list really would result in eternal bliss.
#4 - Monkeys can’t read lists. That makes you slightly better.
#3 - Eminem once gave a top ten list on Letterman. It was life changing.
#2 - The world was missing a list on reasons to read a list. We just filled the quota.
And the #1 reason on why you should read this list……
#1 - You had absolutely nothing in the world better to do.